you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia
hey sup i need an excuse to use this
i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card
i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.
You know how you’ll laugh at something and then hours maybe days later you’ll think of it and bust out laughing again at the most inappropriate time like in church or a meeting at work?
My dad has 84 pairs of socks
why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has
I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family