why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave